Welcome back to another week of picks. Let’s skip the small talk and get right to it.
Giants +3 over the PANTHERS
So here’s the deal. The NFL is going to have a game every Thursday. Unfortunately the intense study and research I need to make these picks requires me to wait till Friday before I can publish them. That means we’re going to have to go honor system on the Thursday games. This game was kind of obvious though. Super bowl champs vs. some team that won four games last year.
BEARS – 7 over Rams
So the Rams won last week. Jay Cutler says DON”T CAAAAARE! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/09/a-very-jay-cutler-encounter-with-jay-cutler.html
Buffalo -3 over BROWNS
Coming up next, two teams who’s fans live in a perpetual state of economic depression and sports disappointment. It’s the sadness bowl on CBS!
Buccaneers +8 at COWBOYS
Don’t you feel like Bucs’ coach Greg Schiano admires the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
Lions -4 at TITANS
I’m confused. Why is this line so low? By the way to all Chris Johnson fantasy owners, my condolences on your season.
Jaguars +3 over COLTS
Why am I taking Blaine Gabbert on the road? Because when the deaf, dumb, and, blind go at each other, you take the points.
Jets -2.5 over DOLPHINS *** AN ERIE CANAL LOCK OF THE WEEK
There’s no way Reggie Bush can run for over 150 yards two weeks in a row. (Reggie Bush fantasy owner, secretly hoping to be wrong)
49ers -6.5 over VIKINGS ***AN ERIE CANAL LOCK OF THE WEEK
This is gonna get ugly.
Chiefs +9 over SAINTS
Speaking of ugly, these are the worst defenses in the league going head to head. A stiff breeze puts up more resistance. How can either of these teams give more than 3 points! Matt Cassel don’t fail me now.
Bengals +3 over REDSKINS
Bengals are going win this, strait up.
Eagles -3 over CARDINALS
Coming up next, a battle in the desert between two teams that suck but keep on winning. It’s the fraud bowl on FOX!
Falcons +3 CHARGERS
The Chargers are going to fall down to Earth….hard.
Texans – 1 over BRONCOS
Texans always beat horses.
Steelers -3.5 over RAIDERS
I’m glad the Raiders are continuing the tradition of suck, even with Al Davis gone. He’d have wanted it that way.
Patriots +3 over RAVENS
Tom Brady, coming off a loss, giving Flaco points? Give me those points I’m gonna eat um up like Pac Man WAKA WAKA WAKA.
Packers – 3 over SEAHAWKS
This line used to be -6. I zig when Vegas zags
Last Week: 7 -7- 2
This Season: 12 – 17 – 3